Feet - 'Swell' continued...
I used to think I had ugly feet. Got my Mom's little curled up sausage toes...
Then I experienced swollen feet during pregnancy. Now I think my pre-prego feet could almost win beauty contests compared to the hideous puffy things attached to my ankles. Oh yeah...I used to have normal ankles...now they look like those of a common Wal-Mart shopper! (I have slight Wal-Mart issues...when I am there, all I can see for miles around are obese women and fetal alcohol babies)
Ah well...at least I have an excuse to wear sneakers to work instead of oxfords or something....
Then I experienced swollen feet during pregnancy. Now I think my pre-prego feet could almost win beauty contests compared to the hideous puffy things attached to my ankles. Oh yeah...I used to have normal ankles...now they look like those of a common Wal-Mart shopper! (I have slight Wal-Mart issues...when I am there, all I can see for miles around are obese women and fetal alcohol babies)
Ah well...at least I have an excuse to wear sneakers to work instead of oxfords or something....
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